hey creeps, broads, strangers and friends, aj here – i got a chance to sit down tonight and create a bunch of new designs over at the garden of awesome. i hope you’ll take a moment to check them out! also, there are special shirts for the upcoming LGLM5k (hope to see you at Calhoun!)
most of the shirts should allow choice of shirt color, and if there are designs that you are looking for, please let me know in the comments.
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Snort- I love them!
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w00t to the Hoodie!!
I love the new stuff!! I really love the bag. I would love to see a bag with the flowers on it too!! I would so buy a bag ( I hate the big diaper bags ) to use for a few diapers and bottles for my little one. Wishing you all the very best!
hey,
i would love some toddler/kids’ sized t shirts that say “flower in the garden of awesome”
maybe i missed it, but are proceeds going to matt/madeline?
I purchased the pink LL5K women’s tee tonight, but I was really hoping to get one of the “I heart robots” shirts in a baseball tee for women–any chance you guys can do that?
I second the requests for kids GOA shirts and I would LOVE a GOA tote!
I wouldn’t get a LGLM5K tshirt in time for the walk (I am in Australia) so would it be ok if I made my own??
Jana- If you’re checking the comments, I’ll be placing my order tonight :O)
Great new additions! Love the long sleeved women’s tees. I now just have to decide what to get.
Awesome new robot designs! I can’t make up my mind! And thanks for adding the bag!
I would love to see a pink robot on a black shirt, with LGLM5k on it. Mens style shirt would be great, since they typically give a little more room than the ladies shirts do.
Pink & hot pink Garden of Awesome & Creeps tees, please!
Rock on AJ!!!!
something for a 4 year old girl would be great.
I love the Robots for Obama! Very cool. I’m a little Obama shirt obsessed though as you can see at http://www.wearingobamaeveryday.com
Been following Matt’s blog for a long time and find all of you on my mind a lot.
C
It’s been said before but is worth repeating…
AJ – you ROCK. No fucking wonder K8 wants you in her manwich!
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
The world has NEVER seen anything like what they are going to be seeing on September 21st.
A. M. A. Z. I. N. G!
I would love a long sleeved pink garden of awesome adult shirt…
I second a tote with the flower in the garden of awesome on it. These are great!
Republicans DO NOT hate robots!!!
I think they are fucking cool.
thanks aj!!!
now i just have to convince myself that i need another shirt.
‘self, you need another shirt’
convinced. off to shop now. aj, thank you for putting up with all us high maintenance folks!
(((hugs))) – to matt and aj
I third the request for toddler sized flower goa shirts.
Hi there. Listen Matt. I am a strong Republican adn have always enjoyed your blog. I have prayed for you family every day and have even sent you little one some items. So why do you call republicans evil on your blog and then goes so far tomake shirts to degrade them as well? Is this a Democrate only blog? Do you want only love and support from people who are just like you and no one else? Or would you rather be thankful to be an American and thank your lucky stars that you live in a place thats lets people be different in ways such as religion, politics and so forth? I think it’s cool that you feel strongly about your views and you can even disagree with the others but it needs to be in a mature nature not they are evil. I am a huge Mccain supporter but never would I say Obama is evil or make up a shirt saying robots hate Obama. Thats just silly! Kudos to Obama for being the first biracial pres nominee! But this is your blog if you want only your democrats to be on here please say so…but please no not every republcanyou cross is evil. I didn’t buy a shirt like i had planned to when I saw those…others like myself might do the same.
I have also been waiting for a toddler GOA flower shirt – I’d love to order one for my daughter. Love the new designs – now I have to decide which one to get for myself.
Yeahh i love the hoodie. Well done..keep up the great work!
Is it possible to get the ringer tees in adult sizes?
I’m for the GOA tote as well. I would love one!
Could we get the “Garden of Awesome” or “Robot Love” shirts in plus sizes for the sturdy girls????
Your stuff is terrific!
Thanks!
Perhaps this was mentioned before, but are any of the proceeds (if there are any) going to Matt or anyine else? We are really tightening our budget, so I must pick and choose where the dollars go. Although my husband says that I should have the “sometimes I get robot pissed” shirt. I don’t know why?!?!
Hey, are you going to have a more fitted T-shirt choice for the ladies? Love the website!
not all republicans hate robots
Thanks AJ! LOOOOOVE the LGLM5K tees! And (of course) the Creeps are my peeps one. Too awesome.
AJ – the cute sign at the top of the t-shirt page looks like it says Garden or Awesome (instead of “of”). Maybe it’s just my eyes . . .
Some Republicans love robots….;)
@Julie…
we like everyone, democrat or republican!
the thing is, some of the shirts are meant to be (as you even said), “silly.”
sort of a joke between friends…
and like a few people above said, some republicans like robots (they’re in on the joke!).
i hope you understand that we’re not trying to drive anyone away here…just trying to laugh.
maybe we should have a “democrats hate robots” shirt just to keep things “fair and balanced”?
sorry if you’re offended…
m.
Well, since you asked…….I would love to see a tank top (it’s going to be HOT here in the AZ for the LGLM5K! And I like the stranger/friend one, but I think it’d be cute the way Matt does it where Stranger is literally crossed out and Friend is underneath or next to it. (Just my suggestions, but I love what you’ve done so far!)
You can hate the republican party without hating republicans…
I wish the “garden of awesome” design from the top of the page was on your shirts.
Hey I just wanted to say I am one of the few Republicans who follows the blog, but I’m not offended by the shirts or the silly things on the posts. You have to take everything lightly. Now granted a “Democrats are robots” shirt would make me chuckle, but I’m not going to boycott the GOA until I see one. I know it’s hard to identify sarcasm on the net, and not everyone will get it, but I doubt anyone is here to seriously attack political views. It’s all very lighthearted. So yea, you guys are stuck with me for a while.
“Republicans hate robots” HAHAHA!
Dear Matt,
This is my first comment on your site. I wanted to let you know that I added your “I am a Flower in the Garden of Awesome” onesie to my baby registry on myregistry.com with a note for people to check out your website.
I have enjoyed following your writing and wanted to thank you for sharing your life with us.
Liz M.
Boston
another idea–pink LGLM5K with a garden of awesome flower…
I am republican and I follow the blog…
This is not about religion, politics, race etc. I am here to support Matt and Maddy. That is what it is about. I feel it is a privilege that Matt is sharing his prize possessions with us….his girls.
I know all of his jokes about evil republicans are all in good fun…
Love the shirts by the way.
uh oh…I might be in trouble for posting my blog here. Certainly not trying to fuel any troubles in this close knit fam. Just thought it was awesome that I’m doing this shirt blog, and looking for new shirts all of the time, then I check in here, and poof…robots for Obama!
Still hoping for LS Onesies and kid sizes. Emma would love a pink GOA shirt in a kids 6/8. Count us in on the LGLM5K. You guys are all so AWESOME!!! Thanks for everything!! The last several posts have left me flooded with a rainbow of emotions: ” birthday, memorial 5k, elvis glasses, shirts, creeps, stranger, broads, friends = LOVE” this blog always touches my heart and makes me feel!! I just love it.
Long sleeve onesies please!!! It is going to be cold soon.
As a Republican, I, as I’m sure many others, are supporters of Matt and Madeline because we are just nice, caring people. I don’t get offended with people who share a difference of opinion regarding religion, life-style, or who they choose to support for president. Difference is what makes this country so awesome and I’m sure Matt appreciates us all – regardless of party affilitation. Now excuse me while I put on some lipstick and load my rifle. HAHa. Just kidding.
SUH-WEET! thanks aj! you’re the best! see you on the 21st!!
hugs from milaca for matt, maddy, & aj today!
I am an “Independant” and I am feeling a little left out here!! Damn it! AJ – I would please like a shirt (in Liz pink) with a photo of a robot that says – in black – “Evil Republicans and Robot Democrats are all welcome in the Garden of Awesome” with a flower below it. Thanks for your consideration! (hoping that you can read into the sarcasm here. Just laugh people!) Love ya Matt and AJ!
Here are some ideas for the fair and balanced t-shits.
Biden Obama Jokes
Q, Why should Obama choose Joe Biden as his VP?
A. Obama needs to win Delaware to avoid getting skunked.
Q. What ever happened to Joe Biden’s old wig?
A. It was chased away by a dog.
Q. Why did Joe Biden get a hair transplant?
A. To hide the mark of the beast.
Q. What’s the difference between Obama bin Biden and Osama bin Laden?
A. With Obama bin Biden you get two for the price of one.
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McCain versus Obama Jokes
If John McCain is elected President of the United States then the French will immediately surrender to us. If Barack Obama is elected President then the French will immediately invade us.
Here an interesting fact: If you add John McCain’s age and Barack Obama’s age together you’ll get the number of times Obama usually says “uh” when answering a question.
The age disparity between the two candidates in the upcoming election is significant. John McCain is 71 years old. By contrast, Barack Obama is 322 years old in dog years.
Q. Why did John McCain cross the road?
A. There was an Old Town Buffet on the other side.
Q, Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A. To help the other side.
After Barack Obama claimed to have campaigned in 57 states, John McCain should have sent him the name of a good Alzheimer’s specialist.
(And yes for anyone who caught something I totally did it on purpose. We Democrates can’t spell I guess)
I am still waiting for the adult size onsie ya know…
@Cindy from Saugus: LOL! HIGH-FIVE girlfriend!!! Thanks for “getting” the humor! You’re so cool, I wanna go all gay and elitist on you.
What about pink panties with Property Of Robot on the butt?
……..what?
That toe bag kicks ass. Yay robots. Yay Obama!
I for sure want a PINK “I am a flower…” t-shirt….and before the 5k! (Aren’t we broads demanding?)
@Christa: What about a thong? A pink thong, with “Garden of Awesome” on the front???
…..Hello??? Anyone???
Woohoo for the hoodie! And the tote!
My 5 year old still needs a robot shirt……..
@Christa – I would buy those.
What about boxers with “Robot Love” on them. Too far?
@Kate in the TX – not too far…LOVE it!
How about “I am a robot in the garden of awesome” or….”I made it with the robot in the garden of awesome and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”?
HAHA – Ok, AJ is going to have to set up an adult page now.
I have the giggles over the garden of awesome on the front of a thong.
If theres a thong offered it should read, “Robots :heart BJs”
Awww, why’d you get rid of the Robots for Obama one? It was the only option that pleased both political parties!
Marissa, in very small print after that that says if you can read this you are TOTALLY GONNA SCORE!
@Anna in the Minneapolis
I blew soda out my nose reading your post.. flipping hysterical
Thought the shirts were cute.
Went through the choices looking for the cutest one.
Saw the anti-Republican shirts.
Moaned.
Didn’t buy anything.
Oh well:-(
How about a chastity belt that says “the robot protects my garden of awesome” under the robots picture.
It might be the only safe way to allow K8 in the N and the robot be in the same room together.
@Becky P – brilliant. Must buy for K8 in the N.
Okay, I thought of one more potential t-shirt design: “Who put the fucking pork in my yogurt?!”
Yosra, that one goes out to you with great affection.
Matt,
I would love to see robot love on a t-shirt!
I love the site. I liked the suggestion about robot love on the boxers too!
love the bag!
Well said JEN! (post number 41) (and45!) haha
We all need each other and we are in this together!
See you at Calhoun.
Here are some ideas for other sayings….
1) It’s a Robot thing.
2) Robot in Disguise
love the shirts but you guys need some ladies shirts that are v-neck … girlies w/big boobies like myself don’t look good in those other styles
thank ya!! xoxoxo from dallas.
@anna I just pissed my pants a little…
Oh Dee, why even bother posting? Fucking A.
@Courtney – agreed. Here’s to making the big-boobed broads in the garden of awesome look their best!
I just have to ask…Tracy H. in Va….how do you know how many Republicans read this blog, or for that matter how many people of any political belief read this blog? I have never identified myself as anything but Rita in Texas.
I guess this election is making a lot of us a little extra sensitive.
BTW, just for the record, I am a Democrat but I really don’t care what anyone else is. (well I do care because I think we are in trouble and I don’t want my rights taken away) I just hope everyone votes!
Matt, I am sorry for sounding off like this on your blog. I even sat here and pondered on should I hit the post button or not. What the hell, I’m sending this!
GOD BLESS YOU AND MADELINE!
MADELINE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
My daugher got seriously robot-pissed when she learned there were no LGLM5k oneses.
I don’t know if your robots down at the factory could stamp out a couple pink & blue oneses for the little ones to sport in their jogging strollers. Site is awesome. Thanks,
I almost hate to ask since you have been so accomodating already but any chance for some children’s size GOA/LGLM5K t shirts especially for girls?
Thanks!
Everything looks awesome. Have you guys thought about doing a car magnet thing? With the same phrase that’s on the t-shirts (flower in the garden of awesome)? I would so totally slap one of those bad boys on my car.